Dr LeCrone
03-02-2006, 11:15 AM
A friend recently sent me the following and I thought I might share these with you in my column today.
I started with nothing. I still have most of it.
When did my wild oats turn to prunes and all bran?
I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.
Funny, I dont remember being absent minded.
All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair.
If all is not lost, where is it?
It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
The first rule of holes: if you are in one, stop digging.
I tried to get a life once, but they told me they were out of stock.
I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through.
It was so different before everything changed.
Nostalgia isnt what it used to be.
Old programmers never die. They just terminate and stay resident.
A day without sunshine is like a day in Seattle.
I wish the buck stopped here! I could use a few.
Its not the pace of life that concerns me, its the sudden stop at the end.
Its hard to make a comeback when you havent been anywhere.
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a trip around the sun.
The only time the world beats a path to your door is if youre in the bathroom.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
Never knock on deaths door, ring the bell and run (he hates that).
Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself).
When you are finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess?
If you are living on the edge, make sure your wearing your seat belt.
There are two kinds of pedestrians. The quick and the dead.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Its not hard to meet expenses; they are everywhere.
Harold H. LeCrone, Jr., Ph.D. Copyright 1999
I started with nothing. I still have most of it.
When did my wild oats turn to prunes and all bran?
I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.
Funny, I dont remember being absent minded.
All reports are in. Life is now officially unfair.
If all is not lost, where is it?
It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.
The first rule of holes: if you are in one, stop digging.
I tried to get a life once, but they told me they were out of stock.
I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through.
It was so different before everything changed.
Nostalgia isnt what it used to be.
Old programmers never die. They just terminate and stay resident.
A day without sunshine is like a day in Seattle.
I wish the buck stopped here! I could use a few.
Its not the pace of life that concerns me, its the sudden stop at the end.
Its hard to make a comeback when you havent been anywhere.
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a trip around the sun.
The only time the world beats a path to your door is if youre in the bathroom.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
Never knock on deaths door, ring the bell and run (he hates that).
Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself).
When you are finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess?
If you are living on the edge, make sure your wearing your seat belt.
There are two kinds of pedestrians. The quick and the dead.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Its not hard to meet expenses; they are everywhere.
Harold H. LeCrone, Jr., Ph.D. Copyright 1999